Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children
I like to think she wears a jumper because a bakery is the only place warm enough for her demonic skin.
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a moment of silence for all of the straight girls
1. I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl. So fuck you.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM. DON’T FAKE THEM. GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.
HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT? THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO. DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS
ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF? GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER. SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.
Exactly this, but with less profanity.
If your significant other is not pressing your buttons - let them know.
Sometimes it’s not even your partners’ fault. Sometimes (for both genders) they do not feel comfortable orgasming during sex - it took my boyfriend months before he could get over his nerves, despite the fact I am on the pill and we always use condoms. He had a bad ex who tried to trap him into marriage by literally trapping him under her during sex. Due to that, he was never comfort ejaculating during intercourse.
Some women find it difficult to “allow” themselves to orgasm because of the fear you are about to urinate.
There are always reasons, and you should always discuss them with your partner so that you both can be comfortable and not have to lie to each other.
Sex takes communication. Bottom line. No one is a mind reader. If you expect your partner to just magically know what gets you off- you live in fantasy land. Unless you VERBALIZE it and/or SHOW them, they’ll never know.
This is not a hard one.
-the Polish one
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the term “aro-ace” is especially lovely because it also sounds like “arrow ace.” are you aromantic and asexual or are you an incredibly skilled and deadly archer. surprise, you’re both
Let’s not forget the original arrow ace:
ARTEMIS JOKE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG